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The author of the book: John H. Carroll
Language: English
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Edition: Smashwords
Date of issue: November 27th 2010
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This short story did not have anything in the way of actual plot. It was basically a slice-of-life that suddenly got interesting, and then just as quickly, everything reverts back to normal as if nothing had even happened. It imparted no sense of wonder. It did not make me think. There were no life lessons, nothing of the human condition; I left this story taking absolutely nothing away from it. It may as well had been a daydream, a sexual fantasy, a figment of the main character's imagination. Boy meets alien, boy and alien get freaky, alien vanishes, boy cries for a day, then immediately gets over it. That's it. That's the story. Other characters were introduced throughout, but not a single one of them had any kind of depth. There was potential, but it was left. I wonder why certain scenes even happened since they were completely irrelevant. For example, the man driving up to the main character, asking him if he needed a ride -- with an ulterior motive. Nothing comes from that though. A little tension, but no payoff. That character may as well had never existed. The main character's pot-smoking roommate/landlord also may as well had never been mentioned -- a lot of good he was. The main character's co-workers as well seemed to serve no purpose in the slightest. The only character who got anything in the way of depth was the main character, and even then, there was literally no development in him. He didn't change as a result of what took place. He didn't grow as a person after meeting and spending quality time with the alien. The story ends leaving every single character in the same physical, mental, and social state as they were when it began. Sad to say, it was a waste of time to read this story.

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Ebook Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend read Online! John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for fifteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.

Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories he publishes for free because he likes you so much. (And it’s good marketing. Shh) He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in the previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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